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Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.

Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh.





Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry.

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Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?

Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.

Aur


Arrange Marriage Main


Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se.

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1 Chor Pathan ka Mobile le Kar Bhaga.

Pathan Hansne Laga.


Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Hai or Tum hans rahe ho.


Pathan: Bhagny Do


Balance He Nahi Hai.

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Ek Aadmi Ne Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban'na Pasand Karoge?


Sardar: A Cockroach.

Man: Why?

Sardar: Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai.

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Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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