Sardar SMS
Shaadi mein Khana Khula:
Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.
Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.
Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?
Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga.
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Teacher to Sardar:
Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?
Sardar (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):
Hawa Main.
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Ek Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaa
k Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.
Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH.
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Sardar Building se Gir Gaya:
Doctor: He is dead.
Sardar Hosh Main Aa k Bola: Nahi, Main Zinda Hun.
Sardarni: Parray raho Sardar Ji!
Tumhain Kya Doctor Se Ziyada Pata Hai.